Dad-isms are the intellectual sayings of Gene Wright which illustrate what a mental heavyweight he truly is. Among the most notorious -
"Focus like a laser beam"
"Let me think about it - I've thought about it - no!"
"Chuck E. Cheese" - his response when asked where he is going
"Granny wouldn't sit that way" - when girls are not sitting like ladies
"Lomi lomi my feet" - no explanation needed
I'll think of more and add them. He is a funny guy. And also very lucky.