Well I had a meeting (IEP) last week for Michelle. We inserted a goal about how to appropriately greet people and carry on a conversation.
With Michelle things usually go like this...
Mom/or other Adult: "Michelle this is Ms. So and So - say hello ot her."
Michelle: "Do you have a dog?"
Ms. So and So: "No"
Michelle: "Do you have a cat?"
Ms. So and So: "No."
Michelle: "Do you have any pets?"
Ms. So and So: "No."
Michelle: "Do you have a baby?"
Ms. So and So: "No."
With those answers Michelle will then become totally uninterested in you UNLESS you are fat - then she will ask you when your baby is coming out.
If you give one "YES" answer her follow up remark will be "Can I come to your house?" and she will stick to you like opihi to rock and will repeat the "Can I come to your house?" refrain until you are ready to scream.
She is very predictable - dogs, cats, pets and babies. And one more thing - pizza.