Letter from Jacob

Hello Mother!

So it snowed here on sunday. it snowed all day actually. it was freezing, so i
put on every peice of clothing i could. it was kinda awkward when the neighbors
kids were playing outside in shorts and tshirts -____-

so how goes life? naturally it isnt as exciting without me, but that is to be
expected.

I am making a list of strange things i see here. i am christening that said list
"Only in Idaho." some examples are
Only in Idaho:
-will you see an illegally parked lawnmower getting towed.
-a gang of wild chickens chasing a pitbull
-people with 10 fingers, but 2 missing from their left hand
-and advertisement saying "Buy a Dell computer, get a FREE dog!"
-and advertisement saying "Free gun of choice with the purchase of any truck!
-lawnchairs around the dinnertable/T.V. and sofas on the porch
-garage translates to "additional storage closet."
-people who park their lawnmowers in their garage and their cars on the side of
the house.
-people waxing their lawnmowers

well, you get the idea. lawnmowers are a big thing here i guess.

i was thinking about writing to nancy, can you send me her email please? ill
send a copy of the letter i write her to you also, because i know you would want
to read it =]

i love you mom, thnks for everythings!

love,

Elder Wright, a.k.a. Methalos the Hallowed, Champion of the Frozen Wastes