Gene is my best friend. But he has some competition...and its the competition I'm worried about.
So who is he? Well let me just say
...he's not new
...he sees me exclusively
...i love having him whisper in my ear
...he is the 2nd best traveling companion I've ever known
...i've tried to take care of him over the years
...i've bought him new outfits
...i've cleaned him regularly
...but now he's starting to get tired
...he's not his fun, entertaining self anymore
...he's actually thinking of retiring
...so i'm thinking of ending it
But not before Christmas - that would be unbearably cruel.
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