Do You Have A Dog?

Well I had a meeting (IEP) last week for Michelle. We inserted a goal about how to appropriately greet people and carry on a conversation.

With Michelle things usually go like this...

Mom/or other Adult: "Michelle this is Ms. So and So - say hello ot her."

Michelle: "Do you have a dog?"

Ms. So and So: "No"

Michelle: "Do you have a cat?"

Ms. So and So: "No."

Michelle: "Do you have any pets?"

Ms. So and So: "No."

Michelle: "Do you have a baby?"

Ms. So and So: "No."

With those answers Michelle will then become totally uninterested in you UNLESS you are fat - then she will ask you when your baby is coming out.

If you give one "YES" answer her follow up remark will be "Can I come to your house?" and she will stick to you like opihi to rock and will repeat the "Can I come to your house?" refrain until you are ready to scream.

She is very predictable - dogs, cats, pets and babies. And one more thing - pizza.

Fat Pizza Delivery Guy with a dog, cat or baby - BEWARE!