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Another email from Jacob - much of which I do not understand...

Hiya mom, sups?

well, it is getting rediculously cold here. =/

chuck norris joke: He grinds coffee with his teeth and boils it with pure rage!

so the mission field is pretty sweet. pretty much the hardest thing about a mission is keeping my pride in check because of how awesome a missionary i am. the field is white and i am a brigade of monster tractors ...thanks to the lord.

so we met this one guy who doesnt say prayers at meals, because he blesses all his food when he gets home from the grocery store. therefore, it is all good when he needs to eat it. sounds like one of my 'theories'.

so many cool things are here in Idaho (well not really). like how people base jump off the twin falls bridge.

we were teaching this one guy who says the spirit told him there are prohets, male and female, who have been in hiding for thousands of years, in caves (like terrorists). so he is our only 'degressing investigator'

see ya guys, love yas!

love, jake

p.s. "Of course its all in your head, but why would that mean its not real?" -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

p.p.s. "Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I cant believe it" -Jack Skellington