Michelle loves Glee - the t.v. show.
Since we don't have tv we just download the episodes to her ipod.
If you don't know the show -
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Michelle loves singing all the songs from Glee -
but her favorites are
Poker Face,
Bad Romance
and
My Life Would Suck Without You.
I told her she has to stop singing
Like a Virgin
and
Papa Don't Preach.
Somehow the "like a virgin - touched for the very first time"
and
"Daddy please don't we're going to get married"
lines don't sound good coming from her mouth.
She says her sister Susan is Sue Sylvester
(cause of the hair not the name)
This is Sue Sylvester
She says Gene is Mr. Schuester
(again cause of the hair)
This is Mr. Schuester
She likes Mercedes - but spells her name Peresaides
(pretty good when you consider Michelle has a severe hearing loss)
This is Peresaides/Mercedes
She calls herself Rachel Berry - who she sometimes says is
the greatest singer in the world
and other times says is
the most beautiful singer in the world.
This is Rachel Berry
She says I am Rachel Berry's mom.
This is Rachel's mom (my twin)
Sometimes she calls herself Quin Fabray
(no doubt because Quin had a baby)
This is Quin.
She says her boyfriend is Finn Hudson.
This is Finn.
But she (Michelle) got in a HUGE fight with Hannah yesterday because Hannah said she (Hannah) was Santana and her (Hannah's) boyfriend is Puck.
This is Puck and Santana.
Michelle has no tolerance for people invading her fantasy world.
Of course if you don't watch the show then
you have NO idea what I am talking about...
GET WITH THE PROGRAM! (pun intended)